That's what they call the Two Hundred
by Ben Farrell

After a hard winters training the race day is here,
I think next year i'll lay off the beer,
My boats underweight i'll need some lead,
I can't be bothered i'll use pebbles instead,
On the start line who's that on my right,
Oh no it's big Gav what a terrible fright,
Bang goes the gun and the race has begun,
Keep my technique, the boat has to run,
get to the finish and it feels like your dead,
and that's what they call the two hundred.